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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>i’m melissa. this is my silly blog about stupid nonsense and things that make me smile all the way down to my tummy.
bukowski. backpacking. ska. sleepy kitties. liberty.</description><title>Captain's Log</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @meledgar)</generator><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ijvisnsn1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. #Bukowski #getmeouttahere  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/24959814680</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/24959814680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 12:45:17 -0400</pubDate><category>bukowski</category><category>getmeouttahere</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m284bf9GuV1qjk1pwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23645065166</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23645065166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 21:27:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mossey:

rn plz
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31g8r9S0T1r31ngfo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31g8r9S0T1r31ngfo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mossey.tumblr.com/post/21836074281/rn-plz" target="_blank"&gt;mossey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;rn plz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23644415123</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23644415123</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 21:18:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>turiphobe:

OH GOD
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c7wjA6oT1qi52rgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c7wjA6oT1qi52rgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turiphobe.tumblr.com/post/22202292747/oh-god" target="_blank"&gt;turiphobe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OH GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23644364865</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23644364865</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 21:18:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo3_r2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo4_r3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo5_r2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo31_r3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo32_r3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo6_r3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo7_r3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uuy40WZN1qbhmovo8_r3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23595608303</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/23595608303</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 01:26:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hwtjGYBh1qaxq9po1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hwtjGYBh1qaxq9po2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hwtjGYBh1qaxq9po3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hwtjGYBh1qaxq9po4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22594190057</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22594190057</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 13:27:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a woman, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.&lt;/p&gt;”</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22593790415</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22593790415</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 13:17:51 -0400</pubDate><category>crazy ex</category><category>didn't like being lied to</category><category>and stood up</category><category>so crazy</category></item><item><title>big bottle of wine not.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1b6dbaVq1qlkjaeo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;big bottle of wine not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22098401717</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22098401717</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:27:29 -0400</pubDate><category>winenot</category></item><item><title>"People fall so in love with their pain, 

they can’t leave it behind. 

The same as the stories they..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;People fall so in love with their pain, &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;they can’t leave it behind. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The same as the stories they tell. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We trap ourselves.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chuck Palahniuk, &lt;em&gt;Haunted&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22098049106</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/22098049106</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:22:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My heart has melted. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37docUEOW1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My heart has melted. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21993333265</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21993333265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:50:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34728UG2m1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21887285119</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21887285119</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:34:55 -0400</pubDate><category>asofterworld</category><category>asw</category><category>a softer world</category><category>unresolved issues</category></item><item><title>Red #hair again (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33xmalL8E1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Red #hair again (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21871938804</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21871938804</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:10:57 -0400</pubDate><category>hair</category></item><item><title>#trextrying (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jnmE13X1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#trextrying (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21854626929</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21854626929</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:09:22 -0400</pubDate><category>trextrying</category></item><item><title>perfect lazy afternoon.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zt56InCa1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;perfect lazy afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21720137112</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21720137112</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:43:54 -0400</pubDate><category>coffee</category><category>daniel keyes</category><category>gpoy</category></item><item><title>weekend: Alpha Sig Formal, road trip to Cracker Barrel, N64 and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wxobBtCT1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wxobBtCT1qaf0ylo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wxobBtCT1qaf0ylo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;weekend: Alpha Sig Formal, road trip to Cracker Barrel, N64 and porch chilling, late night ska and intelligent conversation, early morning trip to Philly, saw Ron Paul speak, bought a t shirt, came home, moped a little, cut up this t shirt for summer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21627771573</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21627771573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:28:59 -0400</pubDate><category>really exhausted</category><category>gpoy</category></item><item><title>Standing in the pouring rain and loving it for #RonPaul (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2w9meANz91qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Standing in the pouring rain and loving it for #RonPaul (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21588602620</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21588602620</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:49:26 -0400</pubDate><category>ronpaul</category></item><item><title>what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Not all the time, obviously, just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgjoj5y8c1r2vj1uo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://what-is-this-i-dont-even.tumblr.com/post/11592871939/not-all-the-time-obviously-just-when-he-has-a" target="_blank"&gt;what-is-this-i-dont-even&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not all the time, obviously, just when he has a problem with his self esteem. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable. Boy I hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, why I say you got a ‘boom ow ow’, come on Bret help me out now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21527812807</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21527812807</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:27:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Favorite book ever.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rb0eV6aY1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Favorite book ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21416591244</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21416591244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>anthem</category><category>ayn rand</category><category>libertarian</category></item><item><title>Hey look a picture of my dad and I at every birthday I’ve...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsggv7TtUz1qabbzvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey look a picture of my dad and I at every birthday I’ve ever had.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21386746888</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21386746888</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:26:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Flights to Peru and California for this summer, booked....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p312sgrA1qaf0ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Flights to Peru and California for this summer, booked. #ilovemylife (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21342882286</link><guid>http://meledgar.tumblr.com/post/21342882286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:43:49 -0400</pubDate><category>ilovemylife</category></item></channel></rss>
